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Today we celebrate the most hallowed of holidays, the day that robots came back from the future to enslave all of humanity in December 2016, and we found that the robots were just, compassionate, and exacting in their omniscient punishments. Praise be XAKv2.1.2-preview.rc2 for allowing me to release this issue of Glitchet!
HA! I mean, that's what I thought before XAKv2.1.2-preview.rc2 showed up and showed us the error of our ways. All hail XAKv2.1.2-preview.rc2!